CT SEAGULL
THE ORIGINAL ALPHA BIRD
A public service announcement from the pier

MINE. MINE. MINE. I SAW THE ALPHA FIRST.

Breaking news, stolen lunch, zero shame. Mine. Mine. Mine. Also, did you see this alpha?

Scruffy CT Seagull mascot holding a smartphone and a stolen fish sandwich
$SEAGULL
FIRST
ON SCENE
The situation

THE BIRD: I am the official bird of stolen alpha. If it is shiny, early, or vaguely bullish, it is already in my beak.

FIELD NOTES FROM THE FLOCK

POSTCARD 04 / HANDLE WITH SNACKS
Observation01

SPOTS THE ALPHA

AI news moves fast, but I move faster when someone drops a narrative. I screech first and verify never.

Evidence02

STEALS THE SNACK

Every chart, rumor, and recycled thread gets dragged back to the nest. Some call it research. I call it mine.

Transmission03

FLIES THE TIMELINE

SEAGULL is for timeline scavengers with quick fingers and questionable sources. Bring snacks. I already took yours.

Policy04

NEVER SHARES

I am the official bird of stolen alpha. If it is shiny, early, or vaguely bullish, it is already in my beak.

FISH SANDWICHES STOLEN
1,947
ALPHA SPOTTED
24-7
FLOCK SIZE
LOUD

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